You don’t need one of “those guns”

Right up until you do.

Police say an Iraq War veteran thwarted two would-be burglars at his northern Michigan gas station by kicking one of them and ordering them away with an AR-15 rifle.

No, we don’t need one of those rifles.  Just because they’re the best tool to defend the country and the best tool for law enforcement to do its job, why should we peons be saddled with such a complicated gun?  Why, no woman could shoot it!

Sometimes, I think the gun grabbers are so stupid that they need someone to remind them to breathe.