R. Lee Ermey, everyone’s favorite Marine DI, wasfired from his Geico commercial gig because he (correctly, IMO) identified an elephant in the room.
Pity I changed insurance companies some years ago. Lizard lovers…
And the gecko thing is kinda old, too.
You could always go to Lee's web page and buy one of his "Motivational Figures."
I'm thinking seriously of asking for one of the autographed versions…