Roberta X can show you how to get the t-shirt that gives.
And I’m telling you, they’re going to need the help. I was appalled by the destruction in New Zealand just weeks ago, but this is utterly beyond belief (link via Drudge). I’m amazed that so many of the Japanese are just keeping on keeping on, and I have to wonder if we would do as well.
It’s also worth saying, this is why folks like me prepare for the worst. Because it might just show up on your doorstep and make itself at home.