A bad economy will make you fat

January 9, 2009February 15, 2021

I’m assuming a slow news day…

Americans may reduce the amount they spend on food in response to a sour economy but some experts fear they may pick up weight in the process.

The specter of “recession pounds” is a concern weighing on health professionals, who point to numerous studies linking obesity and unhealthy eating habits to low incomes.

So, not only will you be poor, but you’re going to be fat as well.

The next thing we’ll hear is that a bad economy leads to your mother dressing you funny, making you wear ugly glasses and causing bad skin.

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